Alfred

I woke up this morning. Had a meal bar. Got dressed. Went to church. Drove to work. Had half a celery stick. Worked. Ate a turkey sandwich and drank a nasty chocolate shake. Worked some more. Left work. Went to Izzy's grandmother's house for Easter lunch. Ate a banana and some ham. Went to my house. Got changed. Went to my grandmother's house for Easter dinner. Ate too much. Then ate dessert. Contemplated a movie. Decided against it. Went home.

You know what Alfred did today?

Had a seizure. Spent the day in the hospital. Got a bladder infection from a folded catheter.

I hate myself.